perlgolf hole - Poetry

Hole type: poem

And now for something completely different...

Write a limerick, ode, ballad, sonnet, elegy, madrigal, clerihew, rondeau, sestina, or other form of rhyming English verse.

Choose any one (or more) of the following topics:

No points for earliest submission.
No points for shortest entry.
No points for haiku (unless they rhyme).