perlgolf hole - Poetry

Hole type: poem

And now for something completely different...

Write a limerick, ode, ballad, sonnet, elegy, madrigal, clerihew, rondeau, sestina, or other form of rhyming English verse.

Choose any one (or more) of the following topics:

• Camels
• Onions
• Larry Wall
• Perl golf
• comp.lang.perl.misc
• Lord of the Rings
• The use of map in a void context
• P5P
• TMTOWTDI
• DWIM
• Your favorite module

No points for earliest submission.
No points for shortest entry.
No points for haiku (unless they rhyme).

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