perlgolf hole - Poetry

Hole type: poem

And now for something completely different...

Write a limerick, ode, ballad, sonnet, elegy, madrigal, clerihew, rondeau, sestina, or other form of rhyming English verse.

Choose any one (or more) of the following topics:

No points for earliest submission.
No points for shortest entry.
No points for haiku (unless they rhyme).

Solutions

No solutions, silly; this is a free form hole!

Comments

Included in the Perl Golf Tournament as a fun surprise for the players, this turned out to be the most successful part of the tournament! After the event was called to a halt, the players read their poems to the committee and each other, with much amusement on all parts.